prize winning ears

prize winning ears

hey you turkey!

hey you turkey!

Jury Duty

I noticed I had a bunch of sketches from my long week of Jury Duty a while back. I turned some into illustrations for some writing about public service I've been doing.

sleepytime for some dude in room 30

Silverpoint and collage on gessoed paper.

dimensions: 8.25" x 5.25"

NFS

Gym Bodies # 1

Here are some of the people I notice at the gym.

I find the gym to be an interesting source of human drama nearly every time I go there. I always wonder what is going through some people's heads as they exercise.

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this girl might be a little anorexic, but the one on the stairmaster definitely thought she had the goods


again with the goods and a man in the locker room wrapped in a towel

PAPERMATE ballpoint pen, Scotch tape on grid paper.

dimensions: 5.5" x 3.5"

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The Verdict

ver·dict (vûrdkt) n.
1. Law The finding of a jury in a trial.
2. An expressed conclusion; a judgment or opinion: the verdict of history.

side 1

side 2

Collaged Trojan Magnum condom packaging, collaged Beck's non-alcoholic beer label, rub-on type, scotch tape, melted crayons, correction tape on paper.

dimensions: 8.25" x 5.25"

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(Filling) The God Hole

There is a popular saying in the 'recovery' community about why even though our vices might be killing us, we pursue them at any cost. They call it "filling the God Hole."

Here is what I think the God Hole must look like, then. You can even break the wax seal on Mary's head and take her out in emergencies once she's yours.

side 1

side 2

Collaged Camel cigarette pack, postcard of the Virgin Mary, rub-on type, scotch tape, melted crayons, correction tape on paper.

dimensions: 8.25" x 5.25"

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Dream Device #2

Documentation of some devices from a dream. The Dirty Dozen just got dirtier with these two items!

Side one is a balsa wood insert for cigars to make them smoke better. Side two is the "Indispensible Outdoorsman's Tool," which as you can see does everything from take care of your tripwire needs to satellite communications.

side 1

side 2

PAPERMATE ballpoint pen and graphite on grid paper with date stamp.

dimensions: 5.5" x 3.5"

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